Paul’s “G”odiva Spot

I have decided to devote an entire blog entry on the guilty subject of COMMENTS! Now I have noticed lately that my readership has been slowly dripping down the tubes, as there are fewer and fewer comments coming my way about my entries.

Just so that you all know, telling me that you are busy is NOT an excuse in my book. You see, human beings are funny creatures. We make time for the things we want to do, and pass the rest off as not having enough time to do them. I too am guilty of this as I kept forgetting to call a family friend who lives in the city. When she eventually called me, I apologized profusely and said I really did not have an excuse, and NEITHER DO YOU!!!

So, having said that, I really want you to read the blog entries. Just think. At least by reading them, and leaving evidence thereof (i.e. a comment…or 9!) I have the comfort of knowing that you are indeed keeping tabs on my corpus, in a non-edible way of course! In other words, I am less likely to send you one of my guilt-ridden e-mails begging for attention. You know, one of which has me whining about something like, “Now I know that you are all so desperately busy, and have more important things to do, but it would be nice if you even just sent a word…just one word, not two, but one…to say “hi”. I will know that you bothered to think of little old me, and that I did not cause you too much constipation…At least I would know that you were still able to think of me, albeit for a second, and not be incapacitated by being in labour for 12 hours on the toilette.” You know…something along those lines.

So, do I have a committment from you all (HELGA!) to read my bloggies? You do not need to read them everyday because I do not put in a new entry everyday. But, if you did read them everyday, then I would write in them everyday! Really I would! And all of you (CLEOPAS!) who are so dear to me, will be able to keep abosom of what is happening (PENELOPE!) in my desperate, little life!! Which reminds me…I saw someone wearing pigtails the other day (RITA!) and I had a thought! I think there should be a day set aside for wearing pigtails! It should be a NATIONAL PIGTAIL DAY! So everyone, including those with hair like mine, should wear pigtails, whether real or fake. I hear they make some great wigs for that nowadays…and I do not have a pigtail fettish!  For that’s just silly.  OK! SOMEBODY should be giving me a flaming comment right about now!!!!

Moi