Just in case you didn’t know it…
Here are seven factoids that I have been reminded of since being BACH in Jamaica:
1. The best way for a woman to cure her man’s infidelity is to cook his favourite meal for dinner…
2. And then turn him upside down and beat him silly with a frying pan!
3. Hell hath no fury like a desperately pregnant Jamaican woman on a good or bad day!
4. Women in Jamaica are by no means the physically weaker sex. They can and will hurt you if crossed!
5. The true definition of a split second is the time difference between the changing of a traffic light and the car behind you blowing their horn at you telling you to move it along!
6. Even in a 36 degree C building, people still come to church dressed to the full ’soup and fish’!
7. Showing up on time for any function is considered a major faux pas, of which I am constantly guilty!
