Paul’s “G”odiva Spot

Here are 7 factoids that I have learned NEVER to do:

1. NEVER try to eat an entire hippopotamus in one sitting. They actually do not like that very much!

2. NEVER steal an egg from a chartreuse buzzard!

3. NEVER wear a pointed, ‘Maddona-style’ viking brass bra while sleeping in a water bed.

4. NEVER carry only one scrunchy or hair elastic, or you will only end up with one pigtail.

5. NEVER ever try to blow-dry a cat after giving it a bath!!!!! VERY Painful!!!!!!!!

6. NEVER walk, chew gum, and talk at the same time. You are liable to end up walking into a door post!

7. NEVER under ANY circumstances give me chocolate higher than 80% cocoa, for I WILL EAT IT!!!!

***WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!***