Blow Westerly Winds…BLOW!!
There is a rustling in the air…! Like leaves in the wind. There’s something a brewing, about to begin! In just a few weeks and with desperate approach, I will be arriving in Winnipeg, in coach! I zwiddle with glee as the time draws nearer, as desperately I fly on a wing and a prayer!! None more than I am so lucky a fellah, as the west wind shall blow me, with carpet bag, hat and umbrella! Yes I am coming BACH to Winnipeg for a brief, but desperately overdue visit, and yes my poetry has a high cheese factor, but I don’t care!!! For those who are still lost at sea with this, go rent Disney’s “Mary Poppins” tonight and you’ll get it!
Now I am sure you are all wondering when I am coming so as to make sure you have all fled for your little lives, but I think I shall surprise you all by just…showing up (March 12-19). In fact, I am even planning a small recital of sorts…, and I want as many of you as I can guilt into coming! I still do not know what I am going to sing for it, but I’ll scrape something good together. And Rossweisse will be accompanying! YEAY!!!!! Oh! And one more thing about this. When coming to the recital, please, no rotten eggs! They hurt!! Rotten tomatoes and other such assorted facsimile rotten fruit are acceptable.
I have to say that for all the hardships I faced in my life in Winnipeg, I have to be honest to say that I have really, sorely missed it! The element I think I have missed the most is…YOU ALL! Helga, Lulu, the nymphs and shepherds, the Wagner Tuba, Casper, Percy, Desiree, NUNDRAHN (!), Cleopas, Jeanette, Rita, Melvin, and the list goes on and on!! You have all given to me in some way and have enriched my life. Mostly, you have given me the freedom to be my desperately gleeful self, without judging me, or ignoring me. Not that I would ever allow myself to be ignored!!! EEERRR IIIII! etc.
However, there is a downside to all of this. Now you all must promise me that you will not try to eat me while I am there with you. I know you still think I am edible, but I am still OFF the menu. So no throwing veggies and spices on my corpus! I moisturize for my own skin’s health, not for tenderizing myself for your cauldrons! So do we have a deal? I shall be checking my comment section regularly for comments/responses to this. Oh yes, I really will!
Moi
… no comment…
*smacks his chops*
OH goodie goodie goodie and the milk went sour!
I can hardly wait to see you again!
And thanks for the message sent… I thought it would have come with a neck massage though? hmmm?
The bundt shall be waiting for you (if you tell me the date?).