ATTENTION! CALLING ALL WHISKS!!!!!!!!
This is a desperate cry for the calling of all sizes of whisks to make your way to Winnipeg for July 7! Cleopas has sent me a coded message in the makes which basically tell me (and I am paraphrasing here) that if there were indeed whisks his size, he just might ‘whisk’ himself up the altar. Also with whisks, you need batter and a bowl in which to whisk away. So, I propose that a self propelled bowl be set up and the best cake batter be thrown into the bowl (eg. flour, sugar, vanilla, eggs, cocoa, etc.) so that he can successfully ‘whisk’ and ‘thisk’ his way (in the bowl) up the altar!
There are three kinds of whisks which I think would be appropriate:
1. Large egg whisks. These would be the large versions of what you would find in your typical kitchen, used to beat eggs who have been sentenced to be breakfast (Yes! I actually have given thought to this, so call me crazy already why don’t ya!). So we can fit two very large ones unto Cleopas’ feet and, with his zwiddling action, can do up to 500rpm!
2. Large mixing blade whisks. These are usually found attached to any hand mixer. They also can be fitted to spin and I think will be even more effective at whisking, even though it would be rather messy to those nearby in the isle seats having to deal with batter flying out of the bowl and splattering everywhere.
3. A large kitchenAid/Hobart “K” blade! This is my least favourite because it gets the job done too quickly, and is not as attractive. Besides, seeing that we have to have two legs to attach them to, and there is only one such blade per machine, it defeats the purposes for this wedding, I think…but may do in a pinch! Desperate measures, remember?
So, now that the call has gone out, all whisks, CONVERGE UPON WINNIPEG and CHASE, BACK INTO A CORNER, CATCH AND ATTACH YOURSELVES TO CLEOPAS’ FEET!!!!!!!!! I do not gather that he will be very co-operative about this, but we cannot let that stand in our way, now can we?!
Moi
P.S. Cleopas, please do not thank me for this. That is what friends (like Moi) are for! To make your life a living…example of what it is to be interesting!
I am now quite convinced that you have a disease, Paul, and this disease is called insanity. Unfortunately, it is a desperately infectious disease, with widespread and devastating effects. This example I now put forward painfully demonstrates the validity of my claim.
This afternoon, as I was whisking and thisking about the music building, I chanced upon (*gasp*) the library. After entering, I quickly greeted dear Helga. Using that name. Helga. Hmph. Oh! the embarrassment! The inhumanity! The… hysteria…
Therefore, I claim (irrefutably, of course) that you, Paul Williamson, are irreparably insane. And dangerously infectious at that.
-c
Hello,
How are you? I am a fresh person in here. Say “hello” to you. I got some materials for my spare time. Next time, I will send you my MSN space address. Studying with your guys, I feel I need more time to study in high level English for my future career…..
I wish you could have a great trip…..Enjoy……. Like your sense of human….:-)
Cleopas, I know that there is a “THANK YOU” in there somewhere. But there is no need for that. I know that you cannot help the fact that I have lodged myself somewhere in your mind, and now, from now on, you will have an affinity for…of all things…WHISKS!!!!