Just in case you didn’t know it…
Here are ceMb (7) factoids that I’ve been scheming up for a certain…(*ehem!*) impending event:
1. When traveling to this event, I must remember to bring some kind of gift.
2. How (and where) that gift will be presented will be the key factor!
3. In the event of one party beginning to freak out, slap senseless for three seconds…
4. Surely said creature will come back to reality and start his march down the centre isle.
5. Kangaroo babies from Australia would not make a good gift certificate…
6. Self-propelling mixing bowls, however, might be a good facsimile!!!!
7. Now…in the last six entries, I have placed a BIG HINT as to what I intend to do at Cleopas’ and Jeanette’s wedding…as a surprise! (*slow, disjointed baritone chuckle*) Can you guess what I am up to??? Send me comments and let me know if you can read my mind! (*big, sinister baritone chuckle…with jiggling chins!*)
