Just in case you didn’t know it…
Here are seven factoids I have learned while on my recent visit to Winnipeg:
1. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder
2. I seem to be no less tasty to those of you who once envisioned me sizzling upon a hot griddle
3. You all probably thought the only thing I ever drove were chickens (and not cars)
4. I’m sane. It’s everyone else who is crazy!
5. Helga and Lulu look younger every time I see them…especially in pigtails!
6. Cleopas is in major denial about his secret desire to wear whisks to his wedding
7. Simon (Pratt) has a thing for a certain 300-pound desperate viking milkmaid by the name of Milka
