I came, I saw, I conquered…and all before bedtime!
I derived desperate pleasure out of seeing the looks of consternation/constipation/shock/disbelief/glee…and spontaneous pigtails by some, as I whisked (and thisked) my way through the music building. And to make sure I was not outdone by anyone, I made sure to be fitted with whisks MY SIZE! Cleopas…?
So, what did I do all week? Well, I burst into Eva Clare Hall (bosoms first of course) and made a surprise visit to three friends who were about to give a major concert. I have since heard about said concert that it went very well! Oh the looks on their faces when they saw me: PRICELESS!!! Then, I thisked my way over to the library where I learned a scary thing. Lulu is OFF COFFEE!!!!! I still cannot believe it, because I know that without that java fix, she turns into the WARE-LULU, who eats nymphs and shepherds (with their bad $2.99 perma-nama-nama-nama-nenents!) and chunks out of the library walls! I wonder how she is doing. My guess is either some really good therapy, or they have come out with a new java patch of some sort.
And then, there was Mr. MacSprechenzuviel! It was so good to see him again! It is amazing to me that the more things change, the more they remain the same. And he has not changed one bit. Still the loveable, elloquent, shrewd teacher I have always known him to be. He was gracious enough to give me a couple of lessons, and he even MADE me teach a couple of them.
From there, I zwiddled desperately to the University Centre where I accosted the salon and raided them of their shampoo!!!! Boy’s gotta look good you know…and then I took the boys out for lunch. They all accused me of only coming to Winnipeg to buy shampoo. Casper, my ever faithful friend, told me I was not allowed to whine to get the shampoo. I did anyway. It actually brought the shampoo order faster, and I got a free one out of it too. So you see, whining does come in handy!
And then I ran into Miss Twigglesworth!!! It was so good to see her again! Yes, I am in my right mind! She looked great and I get the feeling that seeing that I am an alumus of the programme, there is a level of respect I get from her, which I did not get before when I was studying there.
Later on in the week, I went bowling with my friends. Cleopas, Jeanette, Patrick, Mervin, Dieter, Anita, Kia, Rita, and her new piece of meat, Guenther! He is quite the character, but the thing about him is that there is a genuine-ness I sence from him, so I think he is a good guy (he’d better be, or else I’ll have to hurt him!).
But alas, my time ran oh so short, and it was time for me to flit gracefully BACH to TO. So now that I am BACH, my nose is right where it needs to be right now…at a grinding stone!
Moi
