Paul’s “G”odiva Spot

• people should be open to the idea of wearing piggies at least once in their lives!
• trees are overgrown forms of vegetables, but they look nice as decoration
• one form of capitol punishment should include someone being tickled into submission
• Winnipeggers have the highest cannibal ratings in the world, and I can prove it!
• we should all just…get along already!
• mommies smell great always
• younger siblings are expendible
• rabbits, deer, pigs and goats should never be raised as pets.  They are FOOD!
• Cleopas and Jeanette should attend a Star Wars convention, adorned with buns and sabers.
• Melvin is really out to get me!
• Mitzie Frappuchino (nee Meltfinger) is wonderful! 
  
• Rita will wear piggies at least once, even if it means under duress!
• the answer to the world’s crises lies in a simple toilet.  You can flush all the crap down it!
• you are all insane for thinking that I am
• I am still too young and way too cute to be eaten!
  
• some people only respond to being chased with a live cattleprod
  
• Lulu is secretly and desperately DYING for a Java-I.V.!
• Helga has forgotten me (hint hint hint!)
• Bundt cakes are still the best things on earth!
• Helga wants desperately to make me a Bundt cake (not trying to drop ANY hints anywhere!)
• recording music, and children screaming for NO REASON WHATSOEVER is enough to make me want to feed them to a gaggle of German nuns for a month!!!!
  

There!  So now you know what I am thinking.  Stay tuned for more Factoid Tuesdays, coming soon!

Moi